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35 Funny Quotes On Success

The term Funny is the tendency of experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. May these Funny Quotes On Success inspire you to take action so that you may live your dreams.

1. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” Will Rogers

2. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” Terry Pratchett

3. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” Bill Gates

4. “The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.” Josh Billings

5. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” Dalai Lama

6. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” Dwight D. Eisenhower

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” Miles Kington

8. “My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” Socrates

9. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” Steven Wright

10. “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.” Dennis Wholey

11. “Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!” Billy Connolly

12. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” Albert Einstein

13. “It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” Dwight D. Eisenhower

14. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Mark Twain

15. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” Zig Ziglar

16. “You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” Sam Levenson

17. “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

18. “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.” Theodore Roosevelt

19. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” Winnie The Pooh

20. “Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” Dale Carnegie

21. “I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” Steven Wright

22. “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” Don Marquis

23. “If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!” Mae West

24. “A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” Eleanor Roosevelt

25. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.Joe Girard

26. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

27. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” Charlie Chaplin

28. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” Thomas A. Edison

29. “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” Bryan White

30. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde

31. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” Alan Dundes

32. “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” Gertrude Stein

33. “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” Vince Lombardi

34. “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns

35. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln

I hope you enjoyed these Funny Quotes On Success. Do let us know which one was your favorite in the comments section below.

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