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35 Funny Quotes To Brighten Up Your Day
Humour is the best medicine. A little laughter here and there can lift up a disheartened soul. After all, laughter and humor are considered a universal language. Studies show that laughter boosts immune system. So, try reading a few comedic pieces because it’s not bad to loosen up once a while and have some good stuff that tickle the funny bone. May these funny quotes brighten up your day. Enjoy.
1. “That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.” Anonymous
2. “Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.” Anonymous
3. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.” Anonymous
4. “Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family, they seem like good people.” Anonymous
5. “Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.” Anonymous
6. “I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down. But I had to use my arms to get back up so….you know, close enough. I need some chocolate.” Anonymous
7. “Diet Day 1: I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.” Anonymous
8. “Why does cooking take like 6 hours and eating like 3 seconds and washing dishes like 7 days and 7 nights.” Anonymous
9. “I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.” Anonymous
10. “My mind is like my internet browser – at least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.” Anonymous
11. “I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” Anonymous
12. “That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.” Anonymous
13. “90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.” Anonymous
14. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” Groucho Marx
15. “Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.” Anonymous
16. “When you accidentally open a text message and now have to reply.” Anonymous
17. “I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a ‘cell’ phone.” Anonymous
18. “Why am I getting older and wider instead of older and wiser?” Anonymous
19. “My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5.” Anonymous
20. “I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.” Anonymous
21. “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” Ogden Nash
22. “You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake.” Anonymous
23. “My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.” Anonymous
24. “I am putting you on my to-do list.” Anonymous
25. “Lazy rule: can’t reach it, don’t need it.” Anonymous
26. “Well, apparently rock bottom has a basement.” Anonymous
27. “The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” Bill Murray
28. “I’m sorry. I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.” Anonymous
29. “You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.” Jim Carrey
30. “My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” Anonymous
31. “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” George Calin
32. “I don’t mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.” Anonymous
33. “Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.” Anonymous
34. “Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.” Anonymous
35. “I may look like I’m having deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m thinking about what I’m going to eat later.” Anonymous
I hope these Funny Quotes brightened up your day. Do let us know which one was your favorite in the comments section below.
wise dog
May 16, 2023 at 5:17 pm
when the do but can undo
wise words said by me
Asad Meah
May 16, 2023 at 5:25 pm
I don’t get the joke
But if it speaks to you, ok
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