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35 Inspirational Chris Rock Quotes On Success

Last Updated Sept 2023

35 Inspirational Chris Rock Quotes On Success

Chris Rock is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. After working as a stand-up comedian and appearing in supporting film roles, Rock came to wider prominence as a cast member of Saturday Night Live in the early 1990s. He went on to more prominent film appearances, with starring roles in Down to Earth in 2001, Head of State, The Longest Yard, the Madagascar film series, Grown Ups, its sequel Grown Ups 2, Top Five, and a series of acclaimed stand-up specials for HBO. He developed, wrote, and narrated the sitcom Everybody Hates Chris, which was based on his early life. Rock hosted the 77th Academy Awards in 2005 and the 88th in 2016. He has won four Emmy Awards and three Grammy Awards. He was voted the fifth-greatest stand-up comedian in a poll conducted by Comedy Central. He was also voted in the United Kingdom as the ninth greatest stand-up comic on Channel 4’s 100 Greatest Stand-Ups in 2007, and again in the updated 2010 list as the eighth-greatest stand-up comic. May these Chris Rock Quotes On Success inspire you to take action so that you may live your dreams.

1. “Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.” Chris Rock

2. “If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you’re ahead of the game.” Chris Rock

3. “Men are as faithful as their options.” Chris Rock

4. “You cannot win in a fight against women.” Chris Rock

5. “Listen to people that are smarter than you.” Chris Rock

6. “You don’t pay taxes, they take taxes.” Chris Rock

7. “Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” Chris Rock

8. “I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage.” Chris Rock

9. “Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.” Chris Rock

10. “You can only offend me if you mean something to me.” Chris Rock

11. “I can’t cook, but I have a nice book of menus, and I can plate and set the table.” Chris Rock

12. “I do what I can do when I can do it.” Chris Rock

13. “Tell the kids the truth.” Chris Rock

14. “With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” Chris Rock

15. “You can be anything you’re good at.” Chris Rock

16. “You get what you pay for.” Chris Rock

17. “Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right. And an occasional pair of shoes.” Chris Rock

18. “Movies have takes. But plays are like life – you don’t really get takes.” Chris Rock

19. “A sense of humor is great – it goes a long way in a marriage.” Chris Rock

20. “Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.” Chris Rock

21. “We got so much food in America we’re allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people aren’t allergic to nothing. You think anyone in Rwanda’s got lactose intolerance?!” Chris Rock

22. “Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, you know?” Chris Rock

23. “Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.” Chris Rock

24. “You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Nonsense. Life is long. You’re probably not going to get hit by a bus. And you’re going to have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.” Chris Rock

25. “I live way below my means.” Chris Rock

26. “My movies are okay, but they’re not my specials.” Chris Rock

27. “When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they’re crazy because ‘sacrifice‘ infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.” Chris Rock

28. “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.” Chris Rock

29. I dropped out of high school.” Chris Rock

30. “I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird.” Chris Rock

31. “Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.” Chris Rock

32. “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” Chris Rock

33. “Education is the movement from darkness to light.” Chris Rock

34. “Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the while world.” Chris Rock

35. “Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options.” Chris Rock

I hope you enjoyed these Chris Rock Quotes On Success. Do let us know which one was your favorite in the comments section below.

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My name is Asad Meah, I am the CEO & Founder of AwakenTheGreatnessWithin. I am a dreamchaser who has gained a wealth of knowledge in entrepreneurship and personal development over the past five years through self-education. My mission is to inspire millions of people to become entrepreneurs by awakening their minds to their greatness that resides within them.

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